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Are you the KKKutest of the Castro?

 

Join Gay Shame for a late entry into the Cutest of the Castro beauty pageant

 

What: Join Gay Shame for a late entry into the Cutest of the Castro beauty pageant

 

When: Sunday Oct. 3rd 2004 - 2:30 pm

 

Where: Meet at the special strategically located Gay Shame convergence center: 18th St. between Castro and Hartford

 

Dress to absolute, terrifying, ragged, devastating excess and bring... Blackened teeth, low-carb Iraqi crude (looks good, feels better), video head cleaner, botox damage, extreme collagen makeovers, creatine muscle madness, tina, Kimberly's coke, diamonds anything camouflage, the now-legal AK 47, blood (just in case the police or pride monitors aren't present), decaf Greay Goose appletinis, more diamonds Tiffany's wedding bands, liposuction leftovers, photo-facial blush, sweatshop swimsuit coture (for the talent segment), depth, inner beauty and charm.